When it comes to celebrating Valentine’s Day, there are two types of people in the world.
On one hand, there are the taken girls who love Valentine’s Day because it’s pretty much a competitive sport among women to be the envy of all their bae-less besties.
Plus, it’s the only socially acceptable day to seriously flaunt how much your amazing boyfriend spoils you with gifts.
On the other hand, there’s everyone else who pretty much hates this over-hyped Hallmark holiday, like all the boyfriends who dread shelling out insane amounts of money to make their girlfriends happy.
Not to mention, all those single people out there who get to spend an entire day being constantly reminded they are lonely, loveless losers.
In a way, this lovely holiday is almost like going to a club on New Year’s Eve.
You put in lots of careful planning and preparation to ensure you will have the most epic night of your life, and you are so exited you don’t even care about emptying out your bank account to buy a ticket for a club you normally go to for free.
Year after year, however, things never really go as planned, and the night always turns out the same way.
You’re drunk, alone, disappointed and dangerously close to racking up a few insufficient funds charges on your debit card.
Even if you are lucky enough to share Valentine’s Day with someone you love, your expectations of this highly anticipated occasion will usually leave you pretty pissed with Cupid and ready to swear off any day that revolves around a flying baby armed with arrows once and for all.
Take a look at the pictures below to see what girls expect vs what actually happens on Valentine’s Day.
Expectation: Bae will wake you up with breakfast in bed
Reality: Bae will wake you up by poking you in the back, and then ask you to make him breakfast in bed
Expectation: Bae will shower you in expensive candy and jewelry
Reality: Bae will kill two birds with one stone by getting you this elegant Ring Pop
Expectation: Or maybe Bae will put his cooking skills to the test and whip you up a sweet treat
Reality: Or maybe Bae will whip you up a sweet treat that gets straight to the point
Expectation: Your boo will surprise you by having an enormous bouquet of red roses delivered to the office
Reality: Your boo will give you a bouquet of wilted flowers from the 7-Eleven next to your apartment
Expectation: He’ll also get you a bunch of heart-shaped balloons to let know you know how much he loves you
Reality: He’ll forget it’s Valentine’s Day and give you the only balloons they had left in the store
Expectation: Bae will write you a long, romantic letter, revealing his innermost feelings and undying love for you
Reality: Bae will have a hard time finding the right words, so he’ll just get you this card instead
Expectation: Your boo will get you a big stuffed bear because he knows how much you like to snuggle
Reality: Your boo will get you a teddy bear that says what’s really on his mind
Expectation: Bae’s jaw will hit the floor when he sees how stunning you look in your new gorgeous dress
Reality: Bae will tell you that you look like a hooker and suggest you cover yourself up with a sweater before leaving the house
Expectation: Your man will take you out on an intimate dinner date at a fancy restaurant
Reality: Bae thinks Olive Garden counts as romantic fine dining
Expectation: Bae will surprise you with an amazing candlelit dinner at home
Reality: This isn’t the exact type of candlelight you had in mind
Expectation: During dinner, bae will stare into your eyes and tell you how much he loves you
Reality: During dinner, bae will stare into your eyes and tell you that you have something stuck in your teeth
Expectation: Bae will surprise you with an expensive, vintage bottle of bubbly
Reality: Bae will grab a couple of 40’s on his way over to your place. Olde English sounds vintage, right?
Expectation: You will come home and find rose petals scattered all over the bed
Reality: You will come home and find that Bae has used rose petals to tell you something really special and meaningful
Expectation: Or, maybe he’ll make the bedroom look extra romantic with lots of flickering candles
Reality: Or, maybe all of those candles will start a very unromantic fire in Bae’s messy room
Expectation: Bae will die when he see how hot you look in your sexy lingerie
Reality: Bae will die of laughter and ask you why you’re wearing a slutty see-through bathing suit under your clothes
Expectation: You and bae will have hours of incredible sex
Reality: The sex will last for about five minutes and Bae will get jizz in your hair
Expectation: Bae will stay up with you and talk about your future together until sunrise
Reality: Bae will immediately fall asleep and you will stay up listening to his insanely loud snoring until sunrise
Expectation: You and Bae will have the most amazing Valentine’s date ever
Reality: You and Bae will get in a fight on the morning of Valentine’s Day and you’ll eat your feelings alone as you try to ignore the happy couples around you
Expectation: After it’s over, you can’t wait to see what Bae will do for next year’s Valentines Day
Reality: After it’s over, you will give up on love and buy several cats to fill the void in your empty, black heart
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