If you've ever questioned whether your sexual performance is up to par, then wonder no more.
A new iPhone app called Spreadsheets offers an incredibly detailed insight into how well you are able to fulfill a lover's needs.
The application times how long sex lasts, monitors both the speed and frequency of a couple's sexual rhythm as well as the amount of noise created when making sweet music in the bedroom.
Other features include recording the frequency of love-making, the most thrusts per minute a person is able to achieve as well as the peak number of decibels a person makes when reaching climax.
The app, costing $2.99 - although discounted to $1.99 for the rest of this month - also has a points system whereby you can set yourself a challenge to prove how dedicated you are to your sex life.
A session of early morning loving gets you 10 points, while a lazy Sunday session earns you 20, for example.
Spreadsheets works by monitoring data from a user's movement and audio levels through the phone's inbuilt accelerometer and microphone, to provide statistical and visual analysis of their performance in bed.
The app does not record or playback audio or video however.
According to the app's homepage, all data is stored securely on a person's mobile device and information is never relayed, backed up, or synced to the internet.
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