1. It dampens the mood. Even
though it makes you want to dance your face off, alcohol is a
depressant. A glass or two of wine at dinner might loosen you up, but
too much alcohol can cause a big mood crashfor you. If you’re feeling
grouchy, it’ll be a lot harder to get in the mood.
2. It decreases sexual desire. Believe
it or not, too much alcohol can make you less horny. You might’ve
thought your date was cute after the first beer, but 12 Jägerbombs later
you’re probably thinking more about how great it’s going to feel to
pass out in bed.
3. Whiskey. Dick. Nothing
kills the mood like a case of whiskey di'ck. Alcohol can short-circuit
the way your brain communicates with the rest of your body (which is why
things don’t hurt as much when you’re drunk), making boners, um,
difficult.
4. It makes it harder to orga'sm. Because
alcohol dulls sensations, it can make it a lot harder for both men and
women to orga'sm. So chances are that hot 5 a.m. hookup will end in you
both taking a rain check.
6. It makes it harder to get wet. Your vagina doesn’t lubricate as well when you’re drunk, and dry se'x sucks. No one wants vulvodynia.
7. Drunk women are less likely to initiate se'x. Surprisingly,
sober women are actually more daring than drunk women when it comes to
suggesting se x. So, guys, if you want to have se'x, try a sober date
activity.
8. It lowers testosterone. Testosterone
is the magic (it is not at all magic) juice that gives men healthy
erections and fuels their s ex drives. As men drink more alcohol,their
bodies produce less testosterone.
9. It makes you set unreasonable expectations. When
you’re drunk, you usually set unrealistic expectations for your night
(“THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NIGHT EVERRRR!!!!”), thus assuming you’re
going to have mind-blowing sex even if you can barely stand. Nothing
puts a damper on things like crushing disappointment, even if it’s
unwarranted.
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