Not every S3X tip or position is going to set everyone’s loins alight, but there are some general guidelines that we can all agree on. There are certain boundaries and rules that shouldn’t be violated when you’re doing the human sandwich with your dude.
Unless you’re intentionally trying to be a David Cameron and sabotage bedroom fun, abide by some simple things that your man doesn’t want you to do between the sheets.
1. Don’t be an askhole.
An askhole is someone who asks for advice or opinions but then deliberately ignores all the feedback they get. There’s nothing wrong with asking your man about his preferences, but everything is wrong with completely disregarding what he likes in bed. Don’t do anything that genuinely makes you uncomfortable, of course, but don’t automatically ignore what he tells you because you think you know better. If you can’t take constructive criticism or suggestions, don’t ask for them.
2. Try not to act like a lifeless sack of potatoes.
It’s no fun for him when he has to do all the work and you just lie there motionless. Take matters (and other appendages) into your own hands and do your part for the beast with two backs. Participatory partners are H0T and much appreciated. On another note, studies have repeatedly shown that potatoes are the uns3xi3st vegetable on the planet.
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